Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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