I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Your cock deserves a montage
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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