Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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