Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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