a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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