I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
We smell like vodka and hangover
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