So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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