love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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