"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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