your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I touched a dick in church today
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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