yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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