when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
