did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
try to milk me bitch
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