My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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