If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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