I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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