just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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