Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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