doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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