If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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