You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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