the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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