I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
