I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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