i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
