Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
