Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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