: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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