The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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