yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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