Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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