East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The feeling are messing with the penis
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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