question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I need water and some morals
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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