M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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