Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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