I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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