i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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