In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Pants are for mortals
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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