Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I can't turn off my feet"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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