Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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