Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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