just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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