And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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