Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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