sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If I die, sorry about rent.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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