i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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