Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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