Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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