If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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