Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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