Can i not drive my cunt home
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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