dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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