he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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