i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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