awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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