Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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