I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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