i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Quick, to the slutcave!
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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