What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
