Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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