So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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