What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
